2012 NFL Draft Drinking Game!

NFL Draft Drinking Game

Please Drink Responsibly

Things you will need: 

1. Plenty of team gear.

2. Plenty of beer to have a great time.

3. Plenty of liquor if your team's draft blows. 

Personal Team:

• Personal power hour when your team is on the clock.  1 Drink per Minute
• If you’re upset about your teams pick.   Drink until your not

Socials:

• Roger Goodell makes a pick announcement.   Social
• Any pick is traded.   Social

General Phrases:

• Any mention of the Scouting Combine i.e.  40-yard dash times, bench press, vertical leap 1 Drink
• If a player is described as a "project", or "sleeper"  1 Drink
• "Physical specimen."   1 Drink
• "Intangibles."   1 Drink
• “Drafting for need”   1 Drink
• "Best athlete available."   1 Drink
• “Tremendous upside”   1 Drink

Situations:

• Any analyst disagrees with the pick made.   1 Drink
• Fans boo their first-round pick.   1 Drink
• Whenever ESPN cuts to a teams “War Room”   1 Drink
• Camera shot of draftee at home with family.   1 Drink  
• Draftee at podium is wearing an obnoxiously colored suit (green, purple, yellow, sharkskin), a derby hat or hopelessly gaudy jewelry.   1 Drink
• A player from a college you've never heard of is picked.   1 Drink
• Draftee slips because of "personal problems”.   1 Drink (Will likely turn to 3 drinks. See Below)
• Cincinnati drafts a player that's been arrested before.   2 Drinks
• The highlight footage of a first-round pick makes him look like the single greatest player to put on a helmet and play the game of football.   1 Drink
• Every time someone mentions that Tom Brady was drafted in the 6^th round.   1 Drink
• Last player in green room after 20 picks.  2 Drinks per pick until he is drafted, then give him a standing ovation.
• Any time Ryan Leaf is mentioned: 5-10 Drinks depending on good behavior

Personal Phrases/Situations:

            Mel Kiper:

·       Calls a pick a "steal" because he had him listed higher on his draft board 2 Drinks

·       Someone makes a comment of his hair. 3 Drinks

Chris Berman:

·       Anytime he interrupts someone.   1 Drink

·       Anytime he says “Raydas”   5 Drinks

Tom Jackson

·       Let’s slip one of those high-pitched giggles that sounds funny coming from a former middle linebacker.   2 Drinks

Browns Related Scenarios: Anytime the following are mentioned:

·       We get it, we drafted Tim Couch 1 Drink

·       We get it, we drafted Courtney Brown 1 Drink

·       We get it, we drafted Gerard Warren 1 Drink

·       We get it, we drafted William Green 1 Drink