May 19, 2011
Tyler Hamilton Is Un American!
First off, who the hell is Tyler Hamilton? I'm mean if you're not Lance Armstrong or some other Spanish guy who also took roids, then I have no clue who you are. Cyclists pissed me off enough whizzing past me on campus when I walked to class like a man.
But seriously, what kind of ass hole rats out the sports best athlete ever. So he roided up a bit. Big whoop. Take that to your grave. Lance has been a figure of America beating those European pricks for more than a decade. Plus the whole I beat cancer then won 7 straight races with one testicle part. Now you go and run to the press because you want somebody to actually know who you are. Thanks a lot Tyler Hamilton. Now we all know who you are. You are the guy who ratted out the face of American endurance in not only in sports but beating life threatening cancer. Props to you.
Snitches get Stitches... or at least that's what I learned growing up in my upper-middle class neighborhood.